faustsfancycorner:

joanegbert:

satorika:

when u dont know if ur ocs backstory is really cliched or not

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IT TOOK ME A MINTUE TO REALIZE THIS IS A FACE AND NOT THREE BLUNTS

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retrogasm:

She’s a keeper
zimbabwe2003:

Angelwave
inprnt:

"Tread" by Craig Maher on INPRNT
mstrkrftz:

by Martin

“Why do white people own so many pets?
Because we’re not allowed to own people anymore.
*****
What is the scariest thing about a white person in prison?
You know he did it.
*****
how many Chicago cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black.”
*****
A good looking 50 year old white man is trying to get laid on reality TV. What show are you watching?
To catch a predator.
*****
Why do white girls travel in groups of three or five?
They can’t even
*****
What do you call 64 white people in a room? A full blooded Cherokee.”

from various reddit threads

at dinner last night, a coworker was talking about hanging out with his white friends and getting fed up with the racist jokes, and asked them to tell a white people joke.  nobody had any, so he googled and found these. after a few of them, people were a lot less comfortable.

white folks, next time you hear a racist joke, maybe lead with one of these in response.  tag this “I’m white” when you reblog it, if you are.

(via cuterpillar)

That last one tho

(via justfuckingnougat)

maiinganish omfg

(via coldmorningsun)

stereolights:

erinkrystynax:

crimewave420:

2chaaaain:

grates:

please someone reassure my this is just fuckin  w people right.

this is bullshit what the fuck

Wait y’alls cups are really that small? holy fuck

why the fuck anyone needs 1.3L of coke in one sitting is beyond me but anyway

yeah no those are most likely drink sizes at a movie theatre bc I have never in my life seen a cup as big as that last one in an actual restaurant

I don’t know anything about mcdonald’s drinks but I work at wendy’s and those are definitely our small/medium sizes and I think our large is I think 1.2L instead of 1.3L lmao people are always confused when they order a medium and I put that big ass cup down in front of them
at least we’re still self aware

colossal-sweat:

walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like

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